Day 3 of writing a boring story

Mr. Teh is a student from China studying in Rome, Italy. On Sunday, he decided to walk downtown to try his hand at cold approach. He spotted an Italian lady standing alone, a cup of coffee in her hand, and decided to go over and test his luck.

"Hey miss, you caught my eye, so I just had to come over and say hi," he said. "By the way, you look German—are you from Germany?"

The girl shook her head. "No, I’m a local."

Teh kept the conversation going. "You're carrying so many things! Are you planning to cook for your boyfriend, or for me?"

She laughed and replied, "I'm cooking for my grandparents."

"In that case, you should put some pineapple on their pizza to surprise them," Teh teased.

"Are you crazy?" she gasped. "My grandparents would execute me for that!"

Teh chuckled. "Hey, do you wanna know what's long and black?"

The girl smirked. "Maybe you can show me."

"Let's grab a coffee first," Teh suggested. Over coffee, she introduced herself as Giovanna.

After their quick coffee date, Teh successfully brought Giovanna back to his apartment, where they proceeded to exchange bodily fluids. But when everything was said and done, Giovanna looked visibly disappointed. "So... where's the 'long and black'?"

Teh smirked and said, "I was talking about the KFC queue downtown." (0846, 9/10/2026)

Day 2 of writing a boring story

Roy and Stephanie are a lovely couple living in Castelmezzano. They met when they were young, married early, and are now in their 60s. One day, Stephanie received a call from her best friend, who invited her to the city.

Without informing her husband, Stephanie drove off to the gathering. In the afternoon, she called Roy, and everything seemed fine. However, when she returned home in the evening, she saw police cars and an ambulance parked in front of the house.

Panicking, she asked what had happened, to which an officer asked, "When was the last time you spoke to Roy?"

Stephanie replied, "I called him around noon. He told me to just enjoy the gathering and said he wanted some peace and quiet to hang around the house."

The officer sighed, "Oh Lord... he hung himself in the living room. The neighbors heard the dog barking and notified us." Hearing this, Stephanie fainted at the scene. (1650, 29/9/26)