Monday, 1 June 2026

Airport Fun Fact Part 3

Imagine you as a passenger who doesn't know what happened between People Republic China (PRC) and Republic of China (ROC). Then you buy flight tickets from China Airlines and prepare to go to Taipei from Singapore.

In the morning you take the train from the city and reach the airport. Once you get off the train you take a glance at the TV screen and see that Air China at T1. At this moment you mistakenly view Air China as China Airlines. Moreover, you don't have big luggage for check in so you don't need go to the counter.

Then you are tech savvy so you decided to use e-boarding. Once you reach the departure gate, you show the APO e-boarding pass and proceed to enter the transit area. Since you assume that you got plenty of time you decided to walk around and eat around. When the time comes, you decide to walk to the gate.

Then now shit thing happened, you realized that the e-boarding pass show the gate at A15 side, but now you at D gate area. So now times to release you beast mode so you run like hell towards the A15. Although you know that was sky train service but you already panic so you just start to run. In the end, you managed to reach the gate, but the ground staff say that the gate closed but the flight just in front of you and not yet left. Therefore you beg to enter the flight, but the ground staff just tell you that sorry sir captain already decided to offload you.

Congratulations to you, you become a victim of an unfinished imagination community project. Now you start to question why Taiwanese don't call themselves airlines as Taiwan Airlines. Then you start reading and try to understand what shit thing happened in the past and the contemporary world. 100 years ago, in this world not people will call themselves Malaysian, Singaporean, Bulgarian, Ukrainian, Laos, Croatian. Now the time of building Taiwanese myth and ideology is growing strong since those who are holding China ideology are dying in Taiwan society. But will Taiwanese make a bold move? Time will tell us 🤪, and we maybe will see blood on the street.

(0818, 2/6/2026)

Monday, 18 May 2026

Airport Fun Fact Part 2



In my career working in the airport, I see quite a few times the passenger get off the car then the car just moved without waiting unloading for the luggage 🧳🧳. In
order to prevent yourself becoming the next victim for luggage missing. Here are my free tips:


The first thing you should always remember is when you get off the vehicle at the kerbside you should let the door open and not instantly close it unless the door is on the road side where by vehicle may hit the door. Letting one door remaining open will make the driver more alert, and won't just press the accelerator pedal once you get off the vehicle. I hope these tips may help you in future travel. 🛫🛬✈️

Enjoy Changi 🤪🤪
(2353, 18/5/2026)

Saturday, 16 May 2026

飞机场冷知识 Part 1


CATHAY PACIFIC是一家被香港人认为代表香港价值的航空公司;被土匪认为是邪恶的大英帝国在香港的政治遗产;被东南亚华人视为去香港走街的首选航空公司(我老妈坐过这个飞机去台湾可是不是从马来西亚直飞😂)。不论你什么政治背景,在汉语/华语世界里,这家公司就叫国泰航空可是这个翻译是100%错误的。

Cathay这个词的原本意思是契丹人也就是中原的北方人,注意中国这词汇只是近代才诞生的词汇。在俄罗斯词里中国被称呼为kitai这个词的意思也是契丹。简单来说,中国人的邻居俄罗斯是认为只有中原北方的契丹人能够统治中国。之前去夜店时遇到女生投诉俄罗斯男生有点野蛮,其实骨子里的原因就是他们是统治者的后代可是又没有陷入高福利社会的软弱所以就会带着一点野蛮。高度福利化的社会容易产生女性化的男人和男性化的女人,接着大家一起软弱。

而来自南方的汉人是只能作为被统治的阶级。这样的阶级情况来到了南洋也是一样的情况,只要你坚持讲华语不想加入公共事务(最重要的军队和警察)那么你就只能沦为被统治的阶级。

或许Cathay airlines真正的正确翻译应该是契丹航空可是这就会戳破大汉民族的自尊心。哭吧哭吧哭吧不理解歷史的皇漢主義者😂😂😂😂

(1012, 17/3/2026)